Sounds like a porn movie titled “Drill, Baby, Drill.” Federal investigators found that 13 Interior Department officials handling billions of dollars in oil royalties improperly had sex with representatives of energy companies they were dealing with and received many gifts from them.

Aside from sleeping with oil reps, the officials allegedly received golf and ski trips and dinners from their bedfellows. And oh, they rigged oil contracts and illicitly worked part-time as private oil consultants, all at taxpayers’ expense.

What next? “Deep Well”? “Debbie Does Alaska?” “Tundra Is the Night”?