So as we all know, February 14th is Valentines Day, a day in which dudes have to show how much they care for their girlfriend or wife by buying them flowers and chocolate.

What about the guys? What do we get? When is it gonna be our day? Well, it is now. Officially March 14th is known as Steak and BJ Day. Imagine that. I am sure you can guess what that means. Get the bibs ready. This is gonna create a big mess. Wouldn’t it be crazy if the person you had a crush on would give YOU a BJ? How great would that be?

The best thing about it is that Valentine’s Day comes first so March 14th becomes sort of a reward process, but then again when is getting a BJ not rewarding? The more you buy your girl for Valentines’ day, the longer the BJ will last I’m guessing. Anyways just remember that from now on March 14th will be now known as Steak and BJ day.
—Chris Vargas