Barack Obama was on Jay Leno last night. He chatted it up with Jay in a slick black suit, minus the tie. Anyone who knows a little about my political affiliations knows that I think Barack is great, he’s like Bill Cosby before Bill Cosby decided to hate young black people (YEA I SAID IT…WHAT!?).

Last night on the Leno show Barack spoke very well when Jay asked if Barack was getting discouraged that Hillary is basically winning the Democrat ticket for the white house. He replied with some thing to the affect of she wouldn’t be the first canadate to declare victory too early. I was like, “Word! B-Rock, you’re the man!”

Another thing I realized as I was drifting off to sleep (Obama or not, politicians speaking puts me to sleep like warm milk and a belly rub) when I closed my eyes I realized that his voice reminded me of someone very close to me that I grew up with. A moment of deep thought and a voice analysis, I realized who it was! It was another charismatic black speaker Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! A popular wrestler and actor I grew up watching and idolizing! I went to sleep happy and I couldn’t help but to whisper to myself as I drifted “I smell what ba-roc is cooking.”
—Donny Lumpkins