“Vote or die mothafucka, mothafucka vote or die!”

I remember that line from a South Park episode. They were mocking P. Diddy’s Vote or Die campaign, which was started to encourage young people to vote.

We,ll I’m young. In fact I’m TOO young. I can’t even vote. Even so, I know who I want to make President, and if I were able, I would have no hesitation whatsoever in voting. For Barack. Why? Because he’s honest.

Finally, a candidate who admits not only to inhaling the marijuana, but also snorting the blow. And frequently, too. That is the kind of honesty I’m looking for.

Granted, it will never fly with the old folk over in Tex-ass, but man is he completely for the youth, or what? Lets face it folks, a very large percent of the American population has tried drugs at least once in their lives, many continually for a certain period of time, and others ‘till their judgement day. So it seems only right that our president is an HONEST representation of the American people. Go Barack.
—Silvano Pontoniere