The University of Virginia has answered the prayers of sexually frustrated women everywhere. Well, sort of. The University has been testing a “testosterone-laden ointment” otherwise called LibiGel. Like Viagra for men, LibiGel is meant to increase the libido of women who were once sex goddesses in their time and have now lost interest in their former escapades.

The product has yet to be given the official O.K. by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, which could get approval following the official tests of the product.

The tests for the gel will have about 25 women from ages 30 to 65 years old. In order to qualify for the experiment the women must have had both ovaries removed and be taking estrogens supplements – and last but not least they should be not very content with their sexual frustration, which in my mind, is sort of a given.

LibiGel is rubbed on to the skin of the upper arm of the woman. Twenty-four hours later the testosterone from the gel enters the bloodstream and increases the woman’s libido.

It is kind of creepy that the gel is more like some kind of lotion you buy at Bath and Bodyworks than what Viagra normally appears as. Given the fact that the LibiGel can be easily applied by simply rubbing it into your skin I wouldn’t be surprised if girls started wearing long sleeves shirts at the club. Imagine your out on the dance floor next thing you know some guy is rubbing on your arm trying to get you libi-fied.
—Eming Piansay